Jumaat, 4 Mac 2011

Oh Men Leggings

The pic above that look like a used toilet paper is SKINNY JEANS wore by a man. The man who think he is sexy and gay. Guys today (except me and good people) love to wear a jeans like this. What is in their mind? "My leg is sexay!!!" or "Look at me, no! look at my leg, is it too tight?". This kind of people eat s#it, truly they are. They look's like mobile-used-toilet-paper. and they proud to be mobile-used-toilet-paper.

"Am i look like used toilet paper?"

Yes you are loser, you are my used toilet paper. I don't know, this s#it trend is become worse and totally hits Malaysia. They are some s#its from local band also wore this skinnyshits jeans.
Shit pic below is the sucker Noh Hujan. He is one of douchbaggers in Malaysia, he totally can't sing. Everybody can follow and sing like him. He is totally loser and Hujan band also sucks all the way. And who claim themselves as Hujan Raingers is a dumb and spastic. By the way, he is one of skinny jeans people.

I don't know. They are up to date as shit. The 'bird' inside is dying man!!! Oh you skinny jeans people, why don'y take a try to wear this?

This is more fits to ya. More tight than your skinny jeans. This kind of pants can reveal your inner athletic spirit. Because you just look like a ...

Guys you have to try this, and kill yourself in a raging river. Sure you have to kill yourself. I'm encourage you. And more, girl who like to wear anything that Cheetah-looks-like is sucks too.
I have a new terms for you all skinny-jeans people............................

and don't forget to kill yourself 

Khamis, 3 Mac 2011


Do you know who is this? holding a trophy and smile like a douchebag? and had a douchebag-style hair? this douchebag is Syamsul Yusof, son of Yusof Haslam. I bet you all have seen him before this. He is a director and actor (always be the main actor in his shit film). He directed some shit films such Khurafat, Evolusi KL Drift, Bohsia and more shit films. Did i put 'more' there? I don't know. He is totally don't have any talent, just know about rempits, drift posers, bohsia and anything doesn't sound good for humanity. 

Why i listed him as the biggest douchbag in Malaysia? Look at him, seriously, he had a look of douchbag, douchebag smile, douchbag hair. Yes there were a lots of douchebag in Malaysia but why Syamsul? 
<--- ini bukan samseng

The answer is. Because he had shows his douchebagnity to Malaysian. If you live in Penang and Syamsul is in KL, and he doesn't appear to TV or movies, you and no one else will know that he is a douchebag. Now everyone knew. This is too late Syamsul. What a douchebag you are..

p/s: next time i'll will blog about your films, douche! it sucks at all..

PENGKID- the girl who can accept their gender

I love girls. I bet all of you guys love girls (except gay; they love horses). anytime kat mane2 je girls, will always be guys attention at all. But, have your mood ever spoiled by a short-douchebag-hairstyle girl, which is wearing men attire?. Kebanyakannye with collar T-shirt, big sized shirt, a cap, a baggy pants, baggy short pants and anything that can spoil guys mood? 

Acting like a true man, walking tough like shit and have a nice looking beautiful girlfriend (boiled us!!) - they are  ------------>PENGKID.

Pengkid? I really hate this species of girl. Do you think you can cheat us to death that you are GIRL. Totally girl. Why you choose to be pengkid? are you that ugly to be like a man? can't accept your gender? the shit pic above is Amani, i don't know whether she is pengkid or not. Or she maybe just acting to be like losers, off course she is a loser. Most of pengkid used to wear like that. Like a mangkuk jamban. We people, must killed this 'man-looking-girl' species at all costs. Here are the list of the way to kill pengkid; 

  • stab in their chest with sharp bamboo
  • hit them with a rental car, then do a reverse-forward-reverse to make sure their dead bodies bind together with the road asphalt.
  • drown them in a pool of 'budu'
  • put a gun in their head and force them to swallow a basket of durian till die.
  • put them in a cage with gay, give them sharp weapon to fight with gay. ( if one of them remain alive after the fight, shot to death)
  • force them to swallow sarang kerengga that full with that insect.
  • more.. you can add one..  its up to you. enjoy the killing season.

Hey pengkid! what are you eh? then nak rebel, lawan fatwa, want to be a man? I challenge you to get outside from your stinky room, with no shirt, nothing on your upper body. proof that you are a man. Real man don't have a matter to show their upper body to everyone. I bet you can't. Because you are a girl at all. 

The door is still open, its up to you. Be a girl. Because you are totally girl. Act like a man and seduce pretty girl is wrong. They (pretty girls) are belong to kaum Adam. You sure have a bright future as a girl. Never ruin your future by being man-looking-girls. It sucks. Kill yourself before it was too late. 

Change, or kill yourself, or wait for us to kill you.

What? a broken English with mixed Malay? better than be a pengkid or gay.
Who cares.